only stupid people read this, goblin's old canned stuff for XP dummies

[fleamailman]

hjt logs, which number needs which scan

r0 - Internet Explorer Start/Search pages URLs
Blocking Unwanted Parasites with a Hosts File
http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/
the actual list
http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.txt
WHOIS Lookups
www.DNSstuff.com
IPWHOIS
http://www.dnsstuff.com/pages/whois.htm
http://samspade.org/
r1 - Internet Explorer Start/Search pages URLs
Blocking Unwanted Parasites with a Hosts File
http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/
the actual list
http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.txt
WHOIS Lookups
www.DNSstuff.com
IPWHOIS
http://www.dnsstuff.com/pages/whois.htm
http://samspade.org/
F0 - Autoloading programs from INI files = fix all these
F1 - Autoloading programs from INI files = very old program
Pacman's Startup List
http://www.sysinfo.org/startuplist.php
01 - Hosts file redirection
Blocking Unwanted Parasites with a Hosts File
http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/
the actual list
http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.txt
WHOIS Lookups
www.DNSstuff.com
IPWHOIS
http://www.dnsstuff.com/pages/whois.htm
http://samspade.org/
O2 - Browser Helper Objects
CLSID / BHO List / Toolbar Master List
http://www.castlecops.com/CLSID.html
CLSID List
http://sysinfo.org/bholist.php
TonyK's BHO & Toolbar List
http://www.sysinfo.org/bholist.php
O3 - Internet Explorer toolbars
CLSID / BHO List / Toolbar Master List
http://www.castlecops.com/CLSID.html
CLSID List
http://sysinfo.org/bholist.php
TonyK's BHO & Toolbar List
http://www.sysinfo.org/bholist.php
O4 - Autoloading programs from Registry
StartupList Index
http://www.castlecops.com/StartupList.html
Startup Database Forum.
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/startups/
The File Database
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/filedb/
ProcessLibrary
http://www.processlibrary.com/
Uninstall Programs Database
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/uninstall/
O5 - IE Options not visible in Control Panel
Unless you or your system administrator have knowingly hidden the icon from Control Panel, have HijackThis fix it.
O6 - IE Options access restricted by Administrator
Unless you have the Spybot S&D option 'Lock homepage from changes' active, or your system administrator put this into place, have HijackThis fix this.
O7 - Regedit access restricted by Administrator
Always have HijackThis fix this, unless your system administrator has put this restriction into place.
O8 - Extra items in IE right-click menu
If you don't recognize the name of the item in the right-click menu in IE, have HijackThis fix it.
O9 - Extra buttons on main IE button toolbar, or extra items in IE 'Tools' menu
List of Extra Internet Explorer Buttons
http://www.castlecops.com/O9.html
O10 - Winsock hijacker
Layered Service Providers (LSPs)
http://www.castlecops.com/LSPs.html
O11 - Extra group in IE 'Advanced Options' window
The only hijacker as of now that adds its own options group to the IE Advanced Options window is CommonName. So you can always have HijackThis fix this.
O12 - IE plugins
Most of the time these are safe. Only OnFlow adds a plugin here that you don't want (.ofb).
O13 - IE DefaultPrefix hijack
These are always bad. Have HijackThis fix them.
O14 - 'Reset Web Settings' hijack
If the URL is not the provider of your computer or your ISP, have HijackThis fix it.
O15 - Unwanted sites in Trusted Zone
Most of the time only AOL and Coolwebsearch silently add sites to the Trusted Zone. If you didn't add the listed domain to the Trusted Zone yourself, have HijackThis fix it.
O16 - ActiveX Objects (aka Downloaded Program Files)
ActiveX Objects
http://www.castlecops.com/ActiveX.html
O17 - Lop.com domain hijackers
Blocking Unwanted Parasites with a Hosts File
http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/
the actual list
http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.txt
WHOIS Lookups
www.DNSstuff.com
IPWHOIS
http://www.dnsstuff.com/pages/whois.htm
http://samspade.org/
O18 - Extra protocols and protocol hijackers
Extra protocols and protocol hijackers
http://www.castlecops.com/O18.html
O19 - User style sheet hijack
In the case of a browser slowdown and frequent popups, have HijackThis fix this item if it shows up in the log. However, since only Coolwebsearch does this, it's better to use CWShredder to fix it.
O20 - AppInit_DLLs Registry value autorun020
AppInit_DLLs and Winlogon Notify
http://www.castlecops.com/O20.html
O21 - ShellServiceObjectDelayLoad Registry key autorun
This is an undocumented autorun method, normally used by a few Windows systemHijackThis uses a whitelist
of several very common SSODL items, so whenever an item is displayed in
the log it is unknown and possibly malicious. Treat with extreme care.
components
ShellServiceObjectDelayLoad
http://www.castlecops.com/O21.html
O22 - SharedTaskScheduler Registry key autorun
This is an undocumented autorun for Windows NT/2000/XP only, which
is used very rarely. So far only CWS.Smartfinder uses it. Treat with care.
Shared Task Scheduler
http://www.castlecops.com/O22.html
O23 - Windows NT Services
This is the listing of non-Microsoft services. The list should be the same as the one you see in the Msconfig utility of Windows XP. Several trojan hijackers use a homemade service in adittion to other startups to reinstall themselves. The full name is usually important-sounding, like 'Network Security Service', 'Workstation Logon Service' or 'Remote Procedure Call Helper', but the internal name (between brackets) is a string of garbage, like 'O? ’ŽrtñåȲ$ Ó'. The second part of the line is the owner of the file at the end, as seen in the file's properties.
Note that fixing an O23 item will only stop the service and disable it. The service needs to be deleted from the Registry manually or with another tool. In HijackThis 1.99.1 or higher, the button 'Delete NT Service' in the Misc Tools section can be used for this.
List of Windows XP/NT services
http://www.castlecops.com/O23.html
Spyware Encyclopedia
http://www3.ca.com/securityadvisor/pest/search.aspx
others:
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Encyclopedia
http://www3.ca.com/securityadvisor/pest/search.aspx
Rogue Products
http://www.spywarewarrior.com/rogue_anti-spyware.htm#products
Removal Tools
http://downloads.andymanchesta.com/

[fleamailman]

This tut is ongoing to be revised but the idea is to make a list of the tools that are used in HJT log reading, a kind of reverse enginering of HJT logs. This is because even if one is aware that X or Y entry is bad, if one doesn't know the tool which is being used for then, it is hard to recognised the malware, whereas if you know what the tool is for, you get a good idea of what is going on even if you cannot recognise the entries themselves. Best not to play with the tools, so haven't added the direct links which one can get from the site anyway.

about:buster
is a program that is used to help clean up the CWS infection called Home Search Assistant.
ads spy
a small tool to list, view or delete 'alternate data streams' (ADS) on Windows 2000/XP with NTFS file systems.
aproposfix
http://swandog46.geekstogo.com/
this tool removes all known variants of the Apropos rootkit infection which is not otherwise identifiable or removable by normal means.
ATF cleaner
http://www.atribune.org/content/view/19/2/
cleaning of all user temp folders, administrator only can use this feature.
cleaning of the java cache, which seems to be harbouring more and more malware.
cleaning for the opera browser, including operas cache, cookies, history, download history, saved passwords and visited links
averger
http://swandog46.geekstogo.com/
a full-scriptable, kernel-level driver designed to remove highly persistent files and registry keys/values protected by entrenched malware.
BHOlist
a frontend for TonyKlein's BHO Collection that downloads the list, and displays it in a sortable, searchable list.
Brute Force Uninstaller
http://www.softpedia.com/get/Tweak/U...nstaller.shtml
BFU is a scripting program that can execute a series of preset commands like a Windows batch file, aimed at uninstalled programs that are hard to remove, uninstall improperly or simply unwanted.
bugoff
this little app disables a few exploits that are commonly used by browser hijackers (including CWS), thus protecting you from infection.
ccleaner
http://www.filehippo.com/download_ccleaner/
ccleaner (crap cleaner) is a freeware system optimization and privacy tool. It removes unused and temporary files from your system - allowing Windows to run faster, more efficiently and giving you more hard disk space.
combofix
....link missing, still looking for its homepage anyone....
combofix specifically targets SurfSideKick, qoologic, look2me or any combination of that group.
picks out Vundo infections and clears some, but not all.
command line process
http://www.beyondlogic.org/consultin...rocessutil.htm
command line utility to view, kill, suspend or set the priority and affinity of processes
dllcompare
is a scanner to help detect hidden or non-accessible files in Windows, like the CWS super-hidden dll.
Dr.Web CureIt
e2takeout
e2takeout removes the E2Give and PTech malware, a program that tracks where a user browses, from your system.
findlop
http://www.geekstogo.com/forum/findlop-t113343.html
this is the latest batch put together by Metallica to find the full names of the folders used by LOP
adware.Lop adds its own toolbar and search button to Internet Explorer
fixwareout
http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_131783.htm
Wareout is not a virus or trojan. The WareOut product is a spyware/adware scanner that is used to scan the local computer.
FIXPATH2
f-secure
http://support.f-secure.com/enu/home/ols3.shtml#
a free beta on line scan
gmer
http://www.gmer.net/
an application that detects rootkits amonst other thing too
haxfix
an application that detects rootkits amonst other things
http://forum.hijackthis.de/showthread.php?t=15448
http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/anal...haxdoorap.html
haxfix is for the 'backdoor haxdoor family', Haxdoor: ****32.dll type
isearchfix
A tool that fixes ISRVS hijacks.
itty bitty process manager
standalone version of the little process manager included in HijackThis (Misc Tools section).
jotti's malwarescan
http://virusscan.jotti.org/
a site where a file can be uploaded to see if it is, or has, malware
killbox
http://www.killbox.net/
killbox is a tool to delete in-use files, if the file is running, killbox will attempt to end the process (close the running file) and delete it.
kill2me
removal tool specifically for the Look2Me parasite....
l2m9xfix
tool that fixes the new Look2Me on Win9X(old windows like win98)
lsp-fix
http://www.cexx.org/lspfix.htm
lsp-fix is a tool that repairs a loss of Internet access associated with certain types of software. This type of software, known as a Layered Service Provider or LSP, typically handles low-level Internet-related tasks, and data is passed through a chain of these programs on its way to and from the Internet. However, due to bugs in the LSP software or deletion of the software, this chain can get broken, causing the Internet connection to become inaccessible.
l2m9xfix
http://swandog46.geekstogo.com/
this tool removes all known variants of the look2me / VX2 infection on windows 9X (98 or ME) operating systems.
oiuninstaller
http://www.outerinfo.com/howto.html
uninstalls outerinfo adware
msnvirrem
msnvirrem is an applicaton that removes changes, and kills files created by a strain of msn worm (namely w32.Chod, Virkel, or Landis.O).
nailfix
A fix for the nail/aurora infection.
paperfix
A tool that removes the peper trojan
qoofix9x
http://swandog46.geekstogo.com/
this tool removes all known variants of the qoologic trojan on Windows 9X (98 or ME) operating systems.
regserch
http://www.xs4all.nl/~fstaal01/regsearch-us.html
registry search is a program to search the Registry for all instances of a string
requesting files from spykiller
http://www.thespykiller.co.uk/forum/index.php?board=1.0
this is not a program but when the reader is stumped by something rare or new, a request is sent to this site and the file details are returned, only qualified HJT sites can receive files from this databank.
rkfile
RKfiles relies on an an EXE file and a BAT file. The BAT file runs the EXE, and dumps text to a text log file. It is similar to HJT in that it scans known startup locations for bad files, but reports them differently. RKFiles and FindQoologic are starting to be used more at various sites because thay check a few things differently than HJT. If someone is having trouble determining a source of a problem with HJT, RKFiles and FindQoologic can sometimes help pinpoint it.
scanner.virus
http://scanner.virus.org/
a site where a file can be uploaded to see if it is, or has, malware
sdfix
no explainable link yet
this tool deals with rats(romote access trojans) winctrl.exe
smitfraudfix
http://siri.urz.free.fr/Fix/SmitfraudFix_En.php
tool removes desktop hijack malware: adwarepunisher, adwareSheriff, alphaCleaner, antispyware soldier, antivirusGolden, avgold, bravesentry, malwarewipe, pesttrap, psguard, quicknavigate.com, security iguard, smitfraud, spyAxe, spyfalcon, spyguard, spyheal, spysheriff, spyware vanisher, spyware soft stop, spywarequake, spywaresheriff, spywarestrike, startsearches.net, titanshield antispyware, trust cleaner, updatesearches.com, virtual Maid, virusblast, virusburst, win32.puper, winhound, emedia codec, hq codec, icodecpack, Intcodec, media-codec, mpcodec, pornmag pass, pcodec, strcodec, winmediacodec, x password generator, X Password manager, zipcodec...
startuplist
simple tool that lists all and every auto starting program on your system.
[virustotal
http://www.virustotal.com/en/indexf.html
a site where a file can be uploaded to see if it is, or has, malware
vundofix
http://www.softpedia.com/get/Antivirus/VundoFix.shtml
VundoFix.exe is a removal tool developed to remove Virtumonde infections.
winpfind
http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/files/winpfind.php
winpfind is a program that scans common locations on your hard drive for files that match certain patterns known to be used by malware. It will also provide exports of certain registry keys that are used by various malware.
---end---
to be edited and built on....
good link for info on malware threats as seen in the forums
http://www.viruslist.com/en/viruses/encyclopedia

[fleamailman]

bsod codes

0x00000001: APC_INDEX_MISMATCH
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1117.asp
0x00000002: DEVICE_QUEUE_NOT_BUSY
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1118.asp
0x00000003: INVALID_AFFINITY_SET
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1119.asp
0x00000004: INVALID_DATA_ACCESS_TRAP
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1120.asp
0x00000005: INVALID_PROCESS_ATTACH_ATTEMPT
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/330962
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1122.asp
0x00000007: INVALID_SOFTWARE_INTERRUPT
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1123.asp
0x00000008: IRQL_NOT_DISPATCH_LEVEL
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1124.asp
0x00000009: IRQL_NOT_GREATER_OR_EQUAL
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1125.asp
0x0000000A: IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/311564
0x0000000B: NO_EXCEPTION_HANDLING_SUPPORT
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/DevTe st_g/hh/DevTest_g/t04_bugs_00_4283dd1d-0adc-4fd1-abcf-e9d1c3bad595.xml .asp
0x0000000C: MAXIMUM_WAIT_OBJECTS_EXCEEDED
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1128.asp
0x0000000D: MUTEX_LEVEL_NUMBER_VIOLATION
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1129.asp
0x0000000E: NO_USER_MODE_CONTEXT
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1130.asp
0x0000000F: SPIN_LOCK_ALREADY_OWNED
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1131.asp
0x00000010: SPIN_LOCK_NOT_OWNED
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1132.asp
0x00000011: THREAD_NOT_MUTEX_OWNER
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/DevTe st_g/hh/DevTest_g/t04_bugs_00_4ccae6d1-faef-4ada-8d42-9b2a4f9cca0d.xml .asp
0x00000012: TRAP_CAUSE_UNKNOWN
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1134.asp
0x00000013: EMPTY_THREAD_REAPER_LIST
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1135.asp
0x00000014: CREATE_DELETE_LOCK_NOT_LOCKED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793628.aspx
0x00000015: LAST_CHANCE_CALLED_FROM_KMODE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793681.aspx
0x00000016: CID_HANDLE_CREATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793581.aspx
0x00000017: CID_HANDLE_DELETION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793527.aspx
0x00000018: REFERENCE_BY_POINTER
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793521.aspx
0x00000019: BAD_POOL_HEADER
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793223.aspx
0x0000001A: MEMORY_MANAGEMENT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793604.aspx
0x0000001B: PFN_SHARE_COUNT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793478.aspx
0x0000001C: PFN_REFERENCE_COUNT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793662.aspx
0x0000001D: NO_SPIN_LOCK_AVAILABLE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793585.aspx
0x0000001E: KMODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793648.aspx
0x0000001F: SHARED_RESOURCE_CONV_ER
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793677.aspxROR MSDN
0x00000020: KERNEL_APC_PENDING_DURING_EXIT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793537.aspx
0x00000021: QUOTA_UNDERFLOW
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793257.aspx
0x00000022: FILE_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793668.aspx
0x00000023: FAT_FILE_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793576.aspx
0x00000024: NTFS_FILE_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793935.aspx
0x00000025: NPFS_FILE_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793592.aspx
0x00000026: CDFS_FILE_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793214.aspx
0x00000027: RDR_FILE_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793611.aspx
0x00000028: CORRUPT_ACCESS_TOKEN
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793455.aspx
0x00000029: SECURITY_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793532.aspx
0x0000002A: INCONSISTENT_IRP
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793573.aspx
0x0000002B: PANIC_STACK_SWITCH
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793599.aspx
0x0000002C: PORT_DRIVER_INTERNAL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793561.aspx
0x0000002D: SCSI_DISK_DRIVER_INTERNAL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793645.aspx
0x0000002E: DATA_BUS_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793973.aspx
0x0000002F: INSTRUCTION_BUS_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793679.aspx
0x00000030: SET_OF_INVALID_CONTEXT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793932.aspx
0x00000031: PHASE0_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793849.aspx
0x00000032: PHASE1_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793650.aspx
0x00000033: UNEXPECTED_INITIALIZATION_CALL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793549.aspx
0x00000034: CACHE_MANAGER
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793615.aspx
0x00000035: NO_MORE_IRP_STACK_LOCATIONS
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793675.aspx
0x00000036: DEVICE_REFERENCE_COUNT_NOT_ZERO
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793644.aspx
0x00000037: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793545.aspx
0x00000038: SERIAL_DRIVER_INTERNAL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793469.aspx
0x00000039: SYSTEM_EXIT_OWNED_MUTEX
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793618.aspx
0x0000003A: SYSTEM_UNWIND_PREVIOUS_USER
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793608.aspx
0x0000003B: SYSTEM_SERVICE_EXCEPTION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793232.aspx
0x0000003C: INTERRUPT_UNWIND_ATTEMPTED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793692.aspx
0x0000003D: INTERRUPT_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793370.aspx
0x0000003E: MULTIPROCESSOR_CONFIGURATION_NOT_SUPPORTED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793447.aspx
0x0000003F: NO_MORE_SYSTEM_PTES
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793941.aspx
0x00000040: TARGET_MDL_TOO_SMALL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469177.aspx
0x00000041: MUST_SUCCEED_POOL_EMPTY
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793624.aspx
0x00000042: ATDISK_DRIVER_INTERNAL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library ms793578.aspx
0x00000043: NO_SUCH_PARTITION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793266.aspx
0x00000044: MULTIPLE_IRP_COMPLETE_REQUESTS
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793442.aspx
0x00000045: INSUFFICIENT_SYSTEM_MAP_REGS
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793950.aspx
0x00000046: DEREF_UNKNOWN_LOGON_SESSION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793659.aspx
0x00000047: REF_UNKNOWN_LOGON_SESSION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793510.aspx
0x00000048: CANCEL_STATE_IN_COMPLETED_IRP
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793553.aspx
0x00000049: PAGE_FAULT_WITH_INTERRUPTS_OFF
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793944.aspx
0x0000004A: IRQL_GT_ZERO_AT_SYSTEM_SERVICE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793634.aspx
0x0000004B: STREAMS_INTERNAL_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793556.aspx
0x0000004C: FATAL_UNHANDLED_HARD_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793281.aspx
0x0000004D: NO_PAGES_AVAILABLE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793637.aspx
0x0000004E: PFN_LIST_CORRUPT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793247.aspx
0x0000004F: NDIS_INTERNAL_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793315.aspx
0x00000050: PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793437.aspx
0x00000051: REGISTRY_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793272.aspx
0x00000052: MAILSLOT_FILE_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793544.aspx
0x00000053: NO_BOOT_DEVICE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793485.aspx
0x00000054: LM_SERVER_INTERNAL_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793965.aspx
0x00000055: DATA_COHERENCY_EXCEPTION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793958.aspx
0x00000056: INSTRUCTION_COHERENCY_EXCEPTION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793654.aspx
0x00000057: XNS_INTERNAL_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793640.aspx
0x00000058: FTDISK_INTERNAL_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793928.aspx
0x00000059: PINBALL_FILE_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793572.aspx
0x0000005A: CRITICAL_SERVICE_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793689.aspx
0x0000005B: SET_ENV_VAR_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793656.aspx
0x0000005C: HAL_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793595.aspx
0x0000005D: UNSUPPORTED_PROCESSOR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793673.aspx
0x0000005E: OBJECT_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793568.aspx
0x0000005F: SECURITY_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793461.aspx
0x00000060: PROCESS_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795303.aspx
0x00000061: HAL1_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795696.aspx
0x00000062: OBJECT1_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795708.aspx
0x00000063: SECURITY1_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms794022.aspx
0x00000064: SYMBOLIC_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795795.aspx
0x00000065: MEMORY1_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795298.aspx
0x00000066: CACHE_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795294.aspx
0x00000067: CONFIG_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795675.aspx
0x00000068: FILE_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms794014.aspx
0x00000069: IO1_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795734.aspx
0x0000006A: LPC_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795738.aspx
0x0000006B: PROCESS1_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795640.aspx
0x0000006C: REFMON_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795804.aspx
0x0000006D: SESSION1_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793998.aspx
0x0000006E: SESSION2_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795689.aspx
0x0000006F: SESSION3_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795754.aspx
0x00000070: SESSION4_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793984.aspx
0x00000071: SESSION5_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795766.aspx
0x00000072: ASSIGN_DRIVE_LETTERS_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795769.aspx
0x00000073: CONFIG_LIST_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795280.aspx
0x00000074: BAD_SYSTEM_CONFIG_INFO
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795800.aspx
0x00000075: CANNOT_WRITE_CONFIGURATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795759.aspx
0x00000076: PROCESS_HAS_LOCKED_PAGES
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795484.aspx
0x00000077: KERNEL_STACK_INPAGE_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms794027.aspx
0x00000078: PHASE0_EXCEPTION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795656.aspx
0x00000079: MISMATCHED_HAL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795729.aspx
0x0000007A: KERNEL_DATA_INPAGE_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793989.aspx
0x0000007B: INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795508.aspx
0x0000007C: BUGCODE_NDIS_DRIVER
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795650.aspx
0x0000007D: INSTALL_MORE_MEMORY
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795519.aspx
0x0000007E: SYSTEM_THREAD_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795746.aspx
0x0000007F: UNEXPECTED_KERNEL_MODE_TRAP
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795478.aspx
0x00000080: NMI_HARDWARE_FAILURE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795324.aspx
0x00000081: SPIN_LOCK_INIT_FAILURE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms794009.aspx
0x00000082: DFS_FILE_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795338.aspx
0x00000083: OFS_FILE_SYSTEM
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1234.asp
0x00000084: RECOM_DRIVER
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1235.asp
0x00000085: SETUP_FAILURE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795492.aspx
0x0000008B: MBR_CHECKSUM_MISMATCH
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795355.aspx
0x0000008E: KERNEL_MODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms794023.aspx
0x0000008F: PP0_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795785.aspx
0x00000090: PP1_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795345.aspx
0x00000091: WIN32K_INIT_OR_RIT_FAILURE
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1241.asp
0x00000092: UP_DRIVER_ON_MP_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795502.aspx
0x00000093: INVALID_KERNEL_HANDLE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms794004.aspx
0x00000094: KERNEL_STACK_LOCKED_AT_EXIT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795274.aspx
0x00000095: PNP_INTERNAL_ERROR
http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/w2kms gs/1245.asp
0x00000096: INVALID_WORK_QUEUE_ITEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795529.aspx
0x00000097: BOUND_IMAGE_UNSUPPORTED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795790.aspx
0x00000098: END_OF_NT_EVALUATION_PERIOD
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795469.aspx
0x00000099: INVALID_REGION_OR_SEGMENT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795718.aspx
0x0000009A: SYSTEM_LICENSE_VIOLATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795724.aspx
0x0000009B: UDFS_FILE_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795267.aspx
0x0000009C: MACHINE_CHECK_EXCEPTION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795775.aspx
0x0000009E: USER_MODE_HEALTH_MONITOR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469179.aspx
0x0000009F: DRIVER_POWER_STATE_FAILURE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795679.aspx
0x000000A0: INTERNAL_POWER_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793980.aspx
0x000000A1: PCI_BUS_DRIVER_INTERNAL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795285.aspx
0x000000A2: MEMORY_IMAGE_CURRUPT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795664.aspx
0x000000A3: ACPI_DRIVER_INTERNAL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795312.aspx
0x000000A4: CNSS_FILE_SYSTEM_FILTER
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795328.aspx
0x000000A5: ACPI_BIOS_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793993.aspx
0x000000A7: BAD_EXHANDLE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms793993.aspx
0x000000AB: SESSION_HAS_VALID_POOL_ON_EXIT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795359.aspx
0x000000AC: HAL_MEMORY_ALLOCATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms794017.aspx
0x000000AD: VIDEO_DRIVER_DEBUG_REPORT_REQUEST
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469178.aspx
0x000000B4: VIDEO_DRIVER_INIT_FAILURE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795939.aspx
0x000000B8: ATTEMPTED_SWITCH_FROM_DPC
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795832.aspx
0x000000B9: CHIPSET_DETECTED_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms796139.aspx
0x000000BA: SESSION_HAS_VALID_VIEWS_ON_EXIT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797084.aspx
0x000000BB: NETWORK_BOOT_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795925.aspx
0x000000BC: NETWORK_BOOT_DUPLICATE_ADDRESS
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797130.aspx
0x000000BE: ATTEMPTED_WRITE_TO_READONLY_MEMORY
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms796175.aspx
0x000000BF: MUTEX_ALREADY_OWNED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795910.aspx
0x000000C1: SPECIAL_POOL_DETECTED_MEMORY_CORRUPTION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795963.aspx
0x000000C2: BAD_POOL_CALLER
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms796120.aspx
0x000000C4: DRIVER_VERIFIER_DETECTED_VIOLATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms796113.aspx
0x000000C5: DRIVER_CORRUPTED_EXPOOL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms796183.aspx
0x000000C6: DRIVER_CAUGHT_MODIFYING_FREED_POOL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms796158.aspx
0x000000C7: TIMER_OR_DPC_INVALID
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795836.aspx
0x000000C8: IRQL_UNEXPECTED_VALUE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795855.aspx
0x000000C9: DRIVER_VERIFIER_IOMANAGER_VIOLATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797116.aspx
0x000000CA: PNP_DETECTED_FATAL_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795954.aspx
0x000000CB: DRIVER_LEFT_LOCKED_PAGES_IN_PROCESS
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795949.aspx
0x000000CC: PAGE_FAULT_IN_FREED_SPECIAL_POOL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms796208.aspx
0x000000CD: PAGE_FAULT_BEYOND_END_OF_ALLOCATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797128.aspx
0x000000CE: DRIVER_UNLOADED_WITHOUT_CANCELLING_PENDING_OPERATIONS
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797129.aspx
0x000000CF: TERMINAL_SERVER_DRIVER_MADE_INCORRECT_MEMORY_REFERENCE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795850.aspx
0x000000D0: DRIVER_CORRUPTED_MMPOOL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms796128.aspx
0x000000D1: DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795930.aspx
0x000000D2: BUGCODE_ID_DRIVER
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795930.aspx
0x000000D3: DRIVER_PORTION_MUST_BE_NONPAGED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795842.aspx
0x000000D4:SYSTEM_SCAN_AT_RAISED_IRQL_CAUGHT_IMPROPER_DRIVER_UNLOAD
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795846.aspx
0x000000D5: DRIVER_PAGE_FAULT_IN_FREED_SPECIAL_POOL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms796191.aspx
0x000000D6: DRIVER_PAGE_FAULT_BEYOND_END_OF_ALLOCATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797131.aspx
0x000000D7: DRIVER_UNMAPPING_INVALID_VIEW
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795829.aspx
0x000000D8: DRIVER_USED_EXCESSIVE_PTES
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795903.aspx
0x000000D9: MUTEX_ALREADY_OWNED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795823.aspx
0x000000DA: SYSTEM_PTE_MISUSE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms796150.aspx
0x000000DB: DRIVER_CORRUPTED_SYSPTES
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797125.aspx
0x000000DC: DRIVER_INVALID_STACK_ACCESS
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795913.aspx
0x000000DE: POOL_CORRUPTION_IN_FILE_AREA MSDN article KB 304208
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795862.aspx
0x000000DF: IMPERSONATING_WORKER_THREAD
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms795812.aspx
0x000000E0: ACPI_BIOS_FATAL_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797139.aspx
0x000000E1: WORKER_THREAD_RETURNED_AT_BAD_IRQL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797132.aspx
0x000000E2: MANUALLY_INITIATED_CRASH
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797144.aspx
0x000000E3: RESOURCE_NOT_OWNED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797134.aspx
0x000000E4: WORKER_INVALID
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797141.aspx
0x000000E6: DRIVER_VERIFIER_DMA_VIOLATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797137.aspx
0x000000E7: INVALID_FLOATING_POINT_STATE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797155.aspx
0x000000E8: INVALID_CANCEL_OF_FILE_OPEN
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797145.aspx
0x000000E9: ACTIVE_EX_WORKER_THREAD_TERMINATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797147.aspx
0x000000EA: THREAD_STUCK_IN_DEVICE_DRIVER
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797149.aspx
0x000000EB: DIRTY_MAPPED_PAGES_CONGESTION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797152.aspx
0x000000EC: SESSION_HAS_VALID_SPECIAL_POOL_ON_EXIT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797133.aspx
0x000000ED: UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797142.aspx
0x000000EF: CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797138.aspx
0x000000F1: SCSI_VERIFIER_DETECTED_VIOLATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797146.aspx
0x000000F3: DISORDERLY_SHUTDOWN
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797151.aspx
0x000000F4: CRITICAL_OBJECT_TERMINATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797140.aspx
0x000000F5: FLTMGR_FILE_SYSTEM
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797150.aspx
0x000000F6: PCI_VERIFIER_DETECTED_VIOLATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797136.aspx
0x000000F7: DRIVER_OVERRAN_STACK_BUFFER
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797143.aspx
0x000000F8: RAMDISK_BOOT_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797154.aspx
0x000000F9: DRIVER_RETURNED_STATUS_REPARSE_FOR_VOLUME_OPEN
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797148.aspx
0x000000FA: HTTP_DRIVER_CORRUPTED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469181.aspx
0x000000FC: ATTEMPTED_EXECUTE_OF_NOEXECUTE_MEMORY
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469180.aspx
0x000000FD: DIRTY_NOWRITE_PAGES_CONGESTION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469185.aspx
0x000000FE: BUGCODE_USB_DRIVER
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797153.aspx
0x000000FF: RESERVE_QUEUE_OVERFLOW
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469196.aspx
0x00000100: LOADER_BLOCK_MISMATCH
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469199.aspx
0x00000101: CLOCK_WATCHDOG_TIMEOUT
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469194.aspx
0x00000104: AGP_INVALID_ACCESS
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469192.aspx
0x00000105: AGP_GART_CORRUPTION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469188.aspx
0x00000106: AGP_ILLEGALLY_REPROGRAMMED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469189.aspx
0x00000108: THIRD_PARTY_FILE_SYSTEM_FAILURE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469202.aspx
0x00000109: CRITICAL_STRUCTURE_CORRUPTION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469190.aspx
0x0000010A: APP_TAGGING_INITIALIZATION_FAILED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469197.aspx
0x0000010C: FSRTL_EXTRA_CREATE_PARAMETER_VIOLATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469191.aspx
0x0000010D: WDF_VIOLATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469186.aspx
0x0000010E: VIDEO_MEMORY_MANAGEMENT_INTERNAL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469182.aspx
0x0000010F: RESOURCE_MANAGER_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469183.aspx
0x00000112: MSRPC_STATE_VIOLATION
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469200.aspx
0x00000113: VIDEO_DXGKRNL_FATAL_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469193.aspx
0x00000114: VIDEO_SHADOW_DRIVER_FATAL_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469187.aspx
0x00000115: AGP_INTERNAL
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469201.aspx
0x00000116: VIDEO_TDR_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469184.aspx
0x00000117: VIDEO_TDR_TIMEOUT_DETECTED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469203.aspx
0x00000119: VIDEO_SCHEDULER_INTERNAL_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469198.aspx
0x0000011A: EM_INITIALIZATION_FAILURE
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa469195.aspx
0x1000007E: SYSTEM_THREAD_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED_M
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797156.aspx
0x1000007F: UNEXPECTED_KERNEL_MODE_TRAP_M
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797158.aspx
0x1000008E: KERNEL_MODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED_M
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797161.aspx
0x100000EA: THREAD_STUCK_IN_DEVICE_DRIVER_M
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797163.aspx
0xC0000218: UNKNOWN_HARD_ERROR
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797160.aspx
0xC000021A: STATUS_SYSTEM_PROCESS_TERMINATED
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797159.aspx
0xC0000221: STATUS_IMAGE_CHECKSUM_MISMATCH
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797157.aspx
0xDEADDEAD: MANUALLY_INITIATED_CRASH1
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms797162.aspx
need more information, use microsoft's search bar
http://search.microsoft.com/results.aspx?q=&l=1&mkt=en-GB&FORM=QBME1

[Big Booper]

All this information is making me dizzy

Tomorrow buying VISTA which is required for my Vocational Retraining through the state. With proof of purchase my former employer will send me a check to cover my purchase

Mr Goblin you know I will be leaning on you for your expertize

[fleamailman]

"...anything to help you big booper, lean on me and we can both fall into the ditch together..." said the goblin "...it's like XP only worse so a lot of these posts here also work for it too..."

[MOMX2]

Flea, I am soooooo computer illiterate, but you totally have lost me!!!  God Bless ya, but really, are you man or machine??

[fleamailman]

momx2, the goblin is a linux penguin and not to be trusted, "...in the land of the computer illiterate the computer dyslexic is king..." mused the goblin but the truth was that windows had moved beyond him too

[d1me9]

oh Heavens me, i need an aspirin after reading all that....

[Big Booper]

Just got back from Best Buy with the Vista Computer. Since Verizon Telephone is paying for it I selected a 23" screen

The ceiling they were willing to pay was $1200 so LOL $1159 out the door

This afternoon and evening will be moving everything out of this dinky room and clean it --- first in three years

[greg64]

Sounds like you got a good deal on the computer. Nice big monitor screen also. Hope you enjoy them. 

[Big Booper]

Thanks greg64

[fleamailman]

windows update and repair with CD problem(repairing with CD now turns off windows updates so here is the batch file to mend it)

Step 1. Open Notepad

 Step 2. Copy and paste the following command lines into the Notepad window (the /s switch runs the commands silently, freeing you from having to press Enter after each line):

 regsvr32 /s wuapi.dll
 regsvr32 /s wuaueng1.dll
 regsvr32 /s wuaueng.dll
 regsvr32 /s wucltui.dll
 regsvr32 /s wups2.dll
 regsvr32 /s wups.dll
 regsvr32 /s wuweb.dll

 Step 3. Save the file to your desktop, using a .bat or .cmd extension.

 Step 4. Double-click the icon of the .bat or .cmd file.

 Step 5. A command window will open, run the commands, and then close.

[Big Booper]

Forgot the page in this XP Laptop or even how to find it. Goblin you would know, where the puter will tell me what it's inards problems are and will post the problem for me to repair on my own

Again I forgot about laptop volume but if I recall I hit "alt" and "a" then go over to the right corner and hit something marked in blue

[fleamailman]

"...thanks, big booper if I can help I will though please start a new thread here about any problem you have..." said the goblin not sure if big booper was talking about drive volumes by right hand clicking them(then choose properties, or checking running processes by using the task mananger( the buttons being: ctrl alt del)

[Big Booper]

The instructor took the Dell Laptop with him AS LOL no not funny that darned thing was Vista

[fleamailman]

the goblin wanted to do this now on linux, but because linux worked it was harder to learn from mistakes like it was on windows

[fleamailman]

mousekey, explained

to use mousekeys
(without changing settings)
- press: shift + alt + numlock
(mousekeys windows appears)
- press: enter

to use the numbers for calculation while the mousekeys function is on
- press: alt + numlock

to end using the mousekeys function
- press: shift + alt + numlock
- press once: right arrowkey
- press: enter

numeric keypad directions and functions
(hold numbers down to move)
8 = move up,
2 = move down
6 = move right
4 = move left
5 = click it
(+) = double click
(-) = right hand click
insert = drag it
delete = drop it(use with insert)

in changing to mouse keys please note, that although it is simple to change to mousekeys, their speed is very slow so I suggest here first changing the speed settings of them, and probably you won't have a mouse to do it with

to change the settings of the mousekeys without a mouse
- press: shift + alt + numlock
(mousekeys windows appears)
- press twice: right arrowkey
(setting)
- press: enter
- press once: right arrowkey
(settings)
- press: enter
(setting for mousekeys window)
- press: tab
(top speed index)
- press to miximum: right arrow
- press: tab
(acceleration index)
- press to miximum: right arrow
- press four times: tab
(OK)
- press: enter
(closes window)
- pres tab last time
(OK)
- press: enter

[fleamailman]

o make an invisible folder(no text, no icon)

- make a folder on your screen,
(don't care about the name)
- right hand click and choose: properties
- click tab: customise
- click: change icon
(change icon for new folder folder appears)
- look for the padlock icon
- click on the blanc space right of the padlock icon
- click: ok
- click: apply
(folder is invisible but text remains)
- hightlight the text of the folder
- press and hold down the keyborad button: alt
- type with number pad: 255
- release the keyboard button: alt
- click icon to set

[footnote: one is supposed to tick in my computer the folder options to 'hide extensions for known type of file' which I have not done]
[footnote2: if you want to make a second invisible folder in the same place, it is alt+255 then alt+255 again, reads as double blanc folder]
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